#Fun stories

[liesmultixxx]

work is wild

guys are being so weird towards me and apparently my friend who’s only a couple years older has a whole ass kid😭😭 no judgement of course, I was just surprised because she mentioned it for the first time lol

what’s going on

oh and you know other girls get asked out and stuff but me?

I get asked if I’ve got money 😀

JUST STOP

[mytearsrricochet]

happy Valentine’s Day today marks one year since I’ve had sex at all because the guy I was porkin at the time suddenly told me he’s pro-life because murder “but if I get you pregnant then I’ll pay for the abortion because that’s just different” and I realized I couldn’t keep doin that for the rest of my life and now my hymen has probably grown back

[puppppppppy]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[moonaraydesystem]

STORYTIME WITH THE MOONARAYDE SYSTEM EPISODE 5 OUT NOW!

[theimaginationstationpodcast]

The Beaver's Home: A Heartwarming Tale of Survival and Nature's Hidden Dangers 🌿🦫

From Ages 8-12.In a serene forest, a hardworking beaver spends his days fortifying his riverside home against the looming threat of winter. But his peaceful life is disrupted when strange, unnatural sights emerge in the distance—mysterious clouds, foul odors, and towering “trees” that glimmer unnaturally. Driven by curiosity, the beaver ventures into uncharted territory, only to witness…

[paintedcrows]

When asked why they still haven't kicked the bucket after decades: Ford insists he beat Death at chess. Stanley insists he kicked Death's ass in a Denny's parking lot

[aniseandspearmint]

just having some fun with interesting fantasy imagery! Give it a reblog, if you play, please? And tell me WHY you picked what you picked if you want?

[shanklin]

Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling. 

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up. 

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that. 

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.

[ghostofchaosyettocome]

When my sister and I were younger we saw "Herbie goes bananas". We only watched it once and I honestly could not tell you the plot. But for whatever reason, one part has always stuck with us, and we'll randomly quote it to each other.

I don't remember how the guy gets into the situation, but he owns a cruise ship and for whatever reason he's stuck in this non English speaking country and for whatever reason is in danger of losing his ship, but the person he's on the phone with doesn't speak English well, so he's having trouble communicating. The part that we quote is such:

"your sheep?"

"No, that's baba this is toot toot!"

(after the owner fails to save his ship) "My sheep...😭"

Usually one will start with "your sheep?" and the other will respond with the second line, and we both say the last line together XD it's legit one of my favorite things and we always end up cracking up afterwords 🥰

Tell me about a joke that you and your family absolutely lose your shit over that other people would not get.

Tell me about the very unique way you pick on each other.

Or tell me about a pop culture reference your family will never let die and you’ve never heard any other family use it.

*chin on hands* I just love hearing these stories. (I’m obsessed with little loser microcultures like families and very niche fandoms) So lay it on me.

[aleatoryw]

getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking "boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now", and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Happy one year anniversary to In Stars and Time!

[chalkrub]

smorkin

[moonaraydesystem]

Episode 3 Of Our Reading Series is Here!

[theimaginationstationpodcast]

The MoonligThe Moonlight Library: A Magical Story for Kids (1.5 Min Audiobook) 🌙✨

When a curious girl named Lila stumbles upon a magical library that only appears under a full moon, she discovers books that come alive, taking her on incredible adventures. But there’s a catch—she can only take one story per visit. A heartwarming, imaginative tale perfect for kids and families!

[crowzenyogurt]

“gideon the ninth…are you used to a heavier sword?”